History.

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

The Cotton Gin.

Easter Sunday.
Sistine Chapel.World War II

Underground Railroad.

all hail the sphere

hmph.

It’s better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand years as a lamb

The Luther Burger

• 

• 1 pound of ground beef
• Cheese
  
• Grilled Onions
• 5 strips of bacon
• all between two Krispy Kreme Donuts

when i give up on life i am going to eat this.

taken from wikipedia.org

"due to its fattening nature the eater often ends up falling asleep after finishing"

You know when God told Adam & Eve not to eat the forbidden fruit? but they did anyway knowing that the consequences would not be good.

i think i know how they feel now.

taking it wayyyy back...

it'll slowly hit you...but trust me you will remember this.

I dare you to tell me you don't

Hammann Range Rover Sport

F'in CLASSY

not too a-holey like a hummer
not too soccer momish like a CRV

Fedor Is a Beast.

Fedor Emelianenko vs. Tim Sylvia - Watch more free videos

We Are Your Friends

Justice vs. Simian



i swear every second that passes it gets funnier and funnier.

i don't get why kanye was so pissed that he lost to this video..its epic.

Makin Moves...

Los Angeles now has Quadruple Towers.

Gasol & Bynum
Camby & Kaman

ps..

you are a bastard.

Causing Mayhem and Looking good doin so

The Revolution Will Be Fabulous Exhibit

HARD.

this night was weird as hell...i have some pics on my celly but for some reason the Picture Network is down for me. i'll explain later but man...i shoulda showed up earlier.

My Other Love

Cara "Barracuda" Horibe

...most know her as the asian from FANNY PAK

but to some...mostly me...she is my future wife.



she's so animated when she dances..... look at her gettin' hyphy (0:04) mmmmm.mmmmm

I love VAIO

VAIO FW Series

• 16.4", 16x9 Widescreen XBrite Display
• Intel P8400 Core 2 Duo Processor
• Blu-Ray Drive (premium model)
  
• HDMI out
  

Be KANYE

i wake up every morning and say "i feel famous and powerful on the inside"

my love...

former raider cheerleader

comedian

madtv cast member

the beautiful

....Anjelah Johnson

look closely

two stereotypes in one

how about a round of applause.

well done sir...well done.

you know what this is!

its a celebration BITCHES!!!!

Brief Hiatus.

way too much stuff going on....be right back

Jay-Z

“I'd rather die enormous than live dormant.”

Mamihlapinatapai (ah! thats what you call it!)

Mamihlapinatapai is a word from the Yaghan language, listed in The Guinness Book of World Records as the "most succinct word", and is considered one of the hardest words to translate. It describes a look shared by two people with each wishing that the other will initiate something that both desire but which neither one wants to start. This could perhaps be translated more succinctly as "eye-contact implying 'after you...'". A more literal approximation is "ending up mutually at a loss as to what to do about each other".

M-A-R-S...Mars Bitches!

yes!

dont ask.

the quality is crappy anyway

Rumor Has it...

Lakers are planning on trading Lamar Odom for Ron Artest.

Im totally torn on what I want to happen. As much as Lamar Odom was a big part of their success, he really crumbled in the finals.

Also having the defensive presence and intensity of Artest would do wonders for a team that's on the verge of losing our biggest hypeman
Rony Turiaf (signed a offer sheet with the Warriors).


Bryant and Artest are good friends ...to have two of them would mean having two of the biggest defensive threats in the NBA.

2008 Cazal Vintage Collection

those white ones are mine!

loose skin and old balls.

Things Animaniacs taught me.

i still hold the theory to this day that kids who watched animaniacs were smarter than the kids who didn't

All the countries in the world


All the capitals in America


All of our presidents


see....TV did raise me well

im curing my insomnia

wait what?

i didnt know thats what OBGYN's did.

...reminds me of this for some reason



you used the gloves in what????

Stupidest Wrestlers Ever.

i dont know how we got into this conversation but i ended up coming up with a list off the top of my head of the most confusing wrestlers to me growing up.

heres the small list.


5)Koko B Ware.

the only thing i remember about him was that he came to the ring with a parrot every time. how the hell does carrying around a bird intimidate anybody??
"o sh*t, that guys got a bird with him!!" but the more that i think about it...he was the original birdman and he did come out to morris day and the time. so he's not so bad. still hes ridiculous looking


on a side note...next to macho man randy savage he was dressed the most "flamboyant"




4) Duke "The Dumpster" Droese


okay, heres why he never made sense to me.

if you have a job as a garbage man then why subject yourself to getting your ass kicked on a weekly basis? sanitation pays pretty well

also...why be proud of the fact that you are a garbage man if you are going to wrestle.

at least change your clothes...how lazy are you really?


3) Doink the clown

see the same reason as above


...but also If you are a clown, im assuming a large part of the "clowning" business is exposure and references.

and if you go around kicking peoples asses in a clown suit im prettty sure you lost tons of jobs like....i dunno getting invited to kids parties n stuff.









2) Giant Gonzales

hey...you cant just throw a body suit on with muscles on it in the hopes that people will forget that youre just a lanky ass dude.


plus if youre going to accentuate your muscles. why add hair in the oddest places? (Shoulders...crotch..side legs? okay......wrist???? whoa dude..relax youll go
blind.)





1)Johnny B. Badd


his "thing" from what i remember was that he was Little Richard, who wrestled dudes and was oiled up.


hey. little richard already does that. so you fail

anybody wanna come with?

these tickets are much cheaper than what i thought they would be...

Team Usa vs. Team Canada




so, if youre down for a vegas trip AND wanna see

Jason Kidd
Kobe Bryant
Carmelo Anthony
Lebron James
Dwight Howard

vs.

uhmmmm....?

him?

let me know!

killin it...just plain killin it

..i know i need my late pass to this.

A. Einstien

"We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them."

i wish i had synestheshia

remind me to tell you he story of how when i met NERD before they were big, i asked shae if they needed a roadie and he said yeah ask pharrell who was right next to me....and i didnt do a damn thing

one of my biggest regrets.

Kobe x Mcfly's x UNDFTD

so I was planning on camping out to get the McFly's...and then it hit me

..wait. i know the managers there. why don't i just call them up to hold me a pair like they normally do.

so i call but unfortunately it was a no go...

but i get "urged" to go anyway because he said that there would be some crazy shit going down.

sadly i declined cuz i had work to get to.


anyways. i pissed cuz it turns out that its was kobe hoppin out the delorean.

so not only did i not get the shoes but i missed out on Kobe

ILLayyyyy

uh oh Lakers...Clippers are looking beastlike

Projected Lineup
C-Chris Kaman
PF-Elton Brand
Sf -Al Thorton (or Corey Maggette if he stays,which he won't)
Sg - Eric Gordon
Pg - B. Diddy

i am not playing...these guys will be fighting for the top spot in LA


..its just too bad that they got good when we are great

C - Tall Kid
PF - Guy From Spain
SF - L. Odom
SG - Some Random Guy
Pg - D. Fish

i will always be a laker fan...but i really want to see the clips make some noise next season.

Evidence of how lazy Hollywood has got.

• 
• Alvin & The chipmunks - Made into a movie w/Jason Lee
• Flintstones - Made into a movie..and Sequel w/Rosie O' Donnell & John Goodman
• Incredible Hulk - Multiple Iterations...the last two with Ed Norton & Eric Bana
• Spiderman -One of the Largest Grossing Movie Franchise
• The Smurfs - In Production Projected 2010....I AM NOT LYING
• A-Team - In Production Projected 2009....Ice Cube as B.A, Bruce Willis as Hannibal Smith

i put money down that in the next 10 years there will be a live action yugioh and pokemon movie

The Dirty Mac

You know those drunken conversations about putting together a dream band with all the greatest musicians of all time?

okay...well i didnt know this but i guess heaven on earth happened one time.

John Lennon - Lead Vocals (Beatles)
Kieth Richards - Bass (Rolling Stones)
Eric Clapton - Lead Guitar (CREAM)
Mitch Mitchell - Drums (Jimi Hendrix Experience)