Stupidest Wrestlers Ever.

i dont know how we got into this conversation but i ended up coming up with a list off the top of my head of the most confusing wrestlers to me growing up.

heres the small list.


5)Koko B Ware.

the only thing i remember about him was that he came to the ring with a parrot every time. how the hell does carrying around a bird intimidate anybody??
"o sh*t, that guys got a bird with him!!" but the more that i think about it...he was the original birdman and he did come out to morris day and the time. so he's not so bad. still hes ridiculous looking


on a side note...next to macho man randy savage he was dressed the most "flamboyant"




4) Duke "The Dumpster" Droese


okay, heres why he never made sense to me.

if you have a job as a garbage man then why subject yourself to getting your ass kicked on a weekly basis? sanitation pays pretty well

also...why be proud of the fact that you are a garbage man if you are going to wrestle.

at least change your clothes...how lazy are you really?


3) Doink the clown

see the same reason as above


...but also If you are a clown, im assuming a large part of the "clowning" business is exposure and references.

and if you go around kicking peoples asses in a clown suit im prettty sure you lost tons of jobs like....i dunno getting invited to kids parties n stuff.









2) Giant Gonzales

hey...you cant just throw a body suit on with muscles on it in the hopes that people will forget that youre just a lanky ass dude.


plus if youre going to accentuate your muscles. why add hair in the oddest places? (Shoulders...crotch..side legs? okay......wrist???? whoa dude..relax youll go
blind.)





1)Johnny B. Badd


his "thing" from what i remember was that he was Little Richard, who wrestled dudes and was oiled up.


hey. little richard already does that. so you fail