if i got another dog

it would be a welsh corgi

Oldie But Goodie.

C.R.S - Rebel Music Mixtape



on a side note, i kind of don't like John Legends new album....

ill give it another shot, maybe itll grow on me.

ASDA Lunchboxes

now i can pack span masubi into a box and then later create the illusion of fine dining.

clever.

GucciXCadillac Seville

in 1979 gucci teamed up with Cadillac to create the greatest pimpmobile in all of pimping history.

this is pimp my ride before pimp my ride....i guess you could say it was pre pimped.

the freakin key is SOLID GOLD!

halo-ween

i never new you could look so badass and never get laid all at the same time.

• quilted jumpsuit
  
• armor
• helmet
• boots

all for the low low price of $629

my new iphone theme.

going retro son!

YO! Mark TV RAPS

i need YO! MTV RAPS back in my life.

but since it looks like MTV would rather have morons on TV doing real world challenges and morons dating peoples moms and what not. i think ill take matter into my own hands.


Biggie - "JUICY"

Notorious B.I.G. |MTV Music

HOVA feat. Beyonce - Bonnie & Clyde '03

Jay-Z |MTV Music

Outkast - Roses

OutKast |MTV Music

A Tribe Called Quest - Check The Rhyme

A Tribe Called Quest |MTV Music

N.E.R.D - Rock Star

N.E.R.D. |MTV Music

Busta Rhymes - Pass The Courvosier

Busta Rhymes |MTV Music

Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show

prease to you for clap hands and cherring!

i found this show by accident, soo fucking hilarious!!

..that wheel of fun song is stuck in my head

Lick Poop


Chief Itchy Balls


unicow...best idea ever.

there's one part where she says.

"so youre here to tip us soda and measure our BM"

uh, no im here to give diet tips and to do that i need to measure your BMI.

Mila Kunis

voice of meg griffin
jackie from that 70's show

i've always liked the name Mila..id probably name my daughter that, well that or Marley.

i always liked mila kunis too but after this interview...wow...im in love.
..she is all kinds of awesomeness.
in this interview she talks about.

the dodgers.
cursing @ Furcal in front of kids.
her love of cursing.
her deep love of world of warcraft.

Sweet! Bioshock 2!

I played the first one and beat it in three days....thats the quickest i've ever beat a game.

Bioshock is such an awesome game.

its like an Ayn Rand Book, but with guns, and a whole lot more killing

It placed you in a Underwater City called RAPTURE.

but the game is cooler than just shooting things, its about moral choices, and what happens when a society is ruled purely on self-interest.

Jacques Deval

"God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages."

kanye - heartless/coldest winter

okay. so might be asking lately

"what's with the kanye obsession?"

everybody has an artist that you swear knows what you go through

or you'll hear a song right when you need to hear something like that.

i swear kanye's 808's and heartbreak was made for me.

So I got something new to see
And you just gonna keep hatin me
And we just gonna be enemies
I know you can't believe
I could just leave it wrong
And you can't make it right
I'm gonna take off tonight
Into The Night...

this ones about the passing of his mom

stuck in my head

Aha - Take On Me (The Literal Version)

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M.I.A + N.E.R.D + T.I. + RYE RYE = Too Many Periods

wow....just wow....watch now bitch!

this song comes full circle, cuz if you think about it Pharrell co-wrote "rump shaker"


...and MIA is pregnant??

if so.


whoops, my bad.

I guess i shouldnt have boom boom boomed in her zoom zoom

move over shutter shades....

Maison Martin Margiela L'Incognito Sunglasses.

....want em?....be prepared to drop $500

hey wait, i thought they looked familiar.

o hamburgers! its my favorite cartoon character.

"South Park: Lil' Crime Stoppers (#7.6)" (2003)

Butters: Fellas! Hey fellas! I got it! I got my semen sample! 
Cartman: You did? 
Butters: Yeah. I was up there poundin' my wiener for two days straight, and finally, I thought about Stan's mom's boobs, and this little tiny spooge of... this white stuff came out. 
Kyle: That's great, Butters, but we're not playing Detective anymore. We're playing Laundromat owners. 

Cartman: Would you like those pants cleaned for four ninety five? 

Murder she wrote.

Meet Gina Carano Mixed Martial Arts Artist/Muay Thai Specialist...you might know her as Crush from American Gladiators. 

a muay thai record of 12-1

and undefeated in MMA

in the video is master toddy, one of the best muay thai trainers in the world

i'd love to "ground and pound" with her.

not just because i work for them.

the sony vaio AW series

..no joke i messed with this laptop and fell in love "i could not love a human baby more than i love this computer".

best feature is the 18.4" 16x9 Adobe RGB screen

...shit okay i'll break it down...

this laptop can do FULL HIGH DEFINITION, and can reproduce every color that the human eye is capable of seeing. that shit can only come from a company as bad ass as us.

other shit:

bluray drive

HDMI OUT

Windows 64-bit

4gb of RAM

Nvidia Geforce 9600 512mb of VRAM

..and im stepping off my nerd podium.

son of a bitch! i just got a new phone

RIM's Blackberry STORM: touchscreen, integrated gps, AND it switches between CDMA and GSM networks.

sprint literally gets dicked out of every new phone! i would leave but they've treated me so good through the years.

i forgot how dope this song was

lupe fiasco x neptunes - i gotcha

Pharrell: Im a PC

I talked to the Marketing Head for Microsoft at a Las Vegas fashion event and he was telling me how they were bringing out the big guns for this campaign.

but he told me that the slogan was gonna be: Windows, not walls

Love Lockdown

Little Mac is Back!

one thing this game taught me was that if you punch a fat guy in the mouth, their pants will fall down..thats when you punch them in the gut multiple times

...and because of his weight problem he can never get his fat ass back up and you will win.

i guess thats why i always got in trouble in school.

Nike UPTOWNS x KRINK

releases this month....i normally dont wear Air Forces (uncomfortable tongue), but sometimes beauty is painful. and so worth it

childhood crushes

as i kid i watched ALOT of TV...

here are the women that helped guide me through puberty.

Topanga from Boy Meets World

Hillary Banks from Fresh Prince of Bel Aire
All three of the girls from Clueless
samantha woo from california dreamin

let the beat build

this dude....is crazy



if i could rap this dude would be making my beats.

Ronald Jenkees